CellPhone fStop - The cure for the common fstop.

Drive By Shooting

2009-03-16T05:40:00.000-07:00

So I got a new phone which is a Samsung Blackjack II and I saw this house when I was driving yesterday and thought it was a really neat little house so I snapped a shot with my 2mp BlackJack camera and the result was lovely. A real drive-by shooting. And if you look closely, you can see the stars from my purse are reflecting in the window, right in the middle of the house and grass.

The Right Way to Lock Your Bike

2008-12-19T22:53:00.001-08:00

I saw this bike at the store a little while ago. It's a nice Cannondale road bike:

Then I saw the locking method:

Hey buddy, pretty sure your helmet strap isn't going to stop a thief. If I were going to steal your bike I'd put the helmet on.

I love the East

2008-10-28T08:44:00.001-07:00

Twinners!!! I love it!

test

2008-10-19T20:52:00.001-07:00

test

Dr. Pepper

2008-10-14T13:59:00.000-07:00

Even old and eroded, Dr. Pepper is a beautiful drink. Taken at abandoned cabin in Alaska

My bike broke

2008-10-12T13:57:00.000-07:00

Yep just needed the handlebars, the rest can stay.

Ski Sled

2008-10-10T13:54:00.000-07:00

You let me know how this works out for you. Best of luck to you kind sir.

Heidi's New theme song

2008-10-08T14:03:00.000-07:00

Hey everyone,

Just wanted to let you know that Heidi's new theme song is Anthem by Emancipator.

Give it a listen here on Myspace.

Peace love,

teleknees

That will do it

2008-10-08T13:53:00.000-07:00

I drove about a block with this sweet number in my tire. Usually doesn't go over so well.

We didn't start the fire

2008-10-07T08:30:00.000-07:00

We got pretty close to the smoke but not close enough to see what was going on. That must have been some rippin' and roaring flame to start making clouds.

Durango

2008-10-05T13:49:00.000-07:00

Some people don't have a lot. But we all have now.

Smith's, You're Lame

2008-09-26T21:11:00.001-07:00

Yup, those are Christmas drinking glasses. I took this picture yesterday at Smith's Marketplace. The big promotional aisle was all halloween and the end-cap for the isle was this big shelf of Christmas glasses. Hey Smith's, it's September 26, put those away until after November. What a bunch of lamers.

Thank You Jelly Belly

2008-09-13T14:29:00.000-07:00

I got a small pack of Jelly Belly's the other day and found this little, absurd message on the package:

It's hard to read but the package says: "A Fat Free Food! 4 Calories Per Bean!". Ummm, Jelly Belly's aren't 'food' and it doesn't matter that they are fat free. Whoever you trick with that messaging is a poor soul. However, I can rest better at night knowing that there's only 4 calories per bean. Oh wait I don't care.

Speedy Gonzalaz Right?

2008-09-12T11:22:00.000-07:00

Only in New Mexico do you find such a treat strapped to a jeep, err tracker.

Pregnancy test

2008-09-11T11:19:00.000-07:00

Bit disturbing when you find pregnancy tests near the sidewalk.

Even more disturbing when you get two different results. I bet this person was PISSED!

Free Food

2008-09-10T11:17:00.000-07:00

IKEA is offering free breakfast every Sunday. No minimum purchase. No commitment. And no one will probably come since this is running in UTAH!

Brushy Brush

2008-09-09T10:56:00.000-07:00

You would think on this Target ad they would photoshop some white into that brush.

You're kidding, right?

2008-08-30T00:40:00.001-07:00

You know you live in white trash Utah when this is displayed on one of the busiest intersections in town. So, what does the winner actually receive? Does he get to drive it at the up coming demolition derby? Or does he get to cruise it around before hand and pick up babes in tube tops! And as if the car wasn't pimped out enough, they added the fin on the roof to make it extra smooth! For $10 an entry, how do I sign up!?

via Wood Dawg from Price, UT

Slurpees.....

2008-08-11T10:36:00.000-07:00

What in the world has been happening to slurpees?!?! Everytime I want a slurpee I have to go to 3 different 711's trying to find decent flavors. What happened to Pina Colada, Cherry, Blue Raspberry and banana! BRING THEM BACK!!!

They have these Monster energy drink flavors, weird crystal light flavors and weird mixes on top of all of that. Flavors that do not even go together!

This is what I had to settle on, along with cherry lime. Lets say it was not my most enjoyed slurpee gulping I have had. It took me a few days to finish it, putting it in the freezer when I just had enough! BRING BACK THE GOOD FLAVORS!

Utah Land

2008-08-08T12:25:00.000-07:00

I am from New Mexico. I currently live in Utah. Lets just get that straight. Only in Utah do you get retarded license plates and ungodly bumper stickers. Check this one out:

Lord help me be the person my medication wants me to be.

Love it! That should be printed on the Utah U.S. Quarter. Her other sticker reads:

Jesus loves everyone. But I'm his favorite.

Really? Your his favorite? I wasn't told until now...did you get an email? I'm gonna need to see some paperwork for this one. Until then, here is some vinegar, go scratch this off and wipe that smirk off your face.

Affects of Twilight

2008-08-08T12:15:00.000-07:00

Well the new Twilight book Breaking Dawn is here and flooding womens minds. I was just at the lake yesterday, the lake, yeah thats right. Sun, sand, blue water, the lake. And there are no joke 5 people reading that new book. Wow. Good job Stephanie Meyer, you have just made people lazy on a beautiful summer day.

My theory on the picture above is that some guy got nagged on by his lady on how he wasn't like Edward. Nice job buddy. The whole tape job was quality work, now go bite your girlfriend, suck her blood, knock her up with a vampire baby, and turn her into a vampire.

The Power of Palm

2008-08-05T11:09:00.001-07:00

Walking out of school, I glanced up and stood still for the sun's golden brightness peeking through the clouds mesmerized me. Amazingly I managed to capture it using nothing but my Palm Centro 1.3mp camera. Yes, yes, I do have a teensy addiction to these type of photos.

Ducks in a row

2008-08-02T10:55:00.001-07:00

So thats where that saying came from.

Diet Coke

2008-08-02T10:49:00.000-07:00

I literally was raised on this stuff. Im a dr. pepper fan myself but sometimes when there is nothing else, this works just fine. I can feel my insides exploding.

Clean up the dashboard

2008-07-30T15:39:00.000-07:00

Oh come on! Seriously? You've got an oil change receipt from '98 and an AOL 4500 hours free CD in there. That is just too much. I reckon the police officer comes up to the window and is like, "License and reg...dang, I don't have time for this." Is this your strategy? If so let's here how it went.

If the person who owns this vehicle reads this post, submit a cellphonefstop of a clean dashboard for a mini bag of M&M's. Compliments of teleknees.

Nice car. Too bad your single.

2008-07-28T20:59:00.000-07:00

Went to a car show the other day. Cars are cool and everything but c'mon, grow up. My favorite part of the show was the husbands sitting next to their angry wives. I'm sure some of those cars were worth tens of thousands of dollars. Some probably over a $100K.

You know the wives are just like, "Yep. I want a bigger house but instead we put ALL of our money into this piece of crap. Oh and we hang out on Saturday afternoons in empty parking lots with other freaks."

And under the hood on each car, there was a sign that said, "DON'T TOUCH!" Never in my life will I subject my checkbook to upgrading my ride...err car.

Man your a real d-bag

2008-07-23T15:09:00.000-07:00

Wow dude. Are you kidding me? Only reason for this posting is for my readers to find you and slash your tires. Ain't gonna be so high now eh there tool box? Homeboy parks close to my employment arena, let me know if you want me to write something in paint on his car. Your wish is my mission.

No really, how was it?

2008-07-23T14:59:00.000-07:00

I would like to say this is in my bedroom on the way out. Taken from the castle of burgers. Have it your way...ANYway you want it. Bow-chicka-bow-wow!

Bring your suits

2008-07-23T09:42:00.000-07:00

Walking to my car after purchasing a nice bubble tea, I looked up because i heard a loud noise. The noise that i heard was a conversion van trying to drive through this puddle, or better yet, ocean. Is it that difficult to just go around? There were legitimate waves after the van drove through.

-Kari

Putt that is Silly

2008-07-23T09:41:00.000-07:00

Fetus made of Silly Putty. 'Nuff said.

-Kari

Childs Play

2008-07-23T09:37:00.000-07:00

As I was sitting at my friend's desk at work, i noticed a sticker someone had added among the assorted pizza place and chinese food magnets on the file cabinet. Let's be realistic. Who is going to let their child play inside a plastic rubbermaid container? And I suppose this same person would be intelligent enough to put the lid on top to make the experience even more exciting!

- Kari

Create-A-Box for Smokes?

2008-07-21T09:51:00.001-07:00

Yes. That is a purple king size cigarette box. No it is not painted. Isn't it beautiful? I have a deep purple bag so I thought it would be just lovely to have a matching box. Oh no, purple is not the only color.. there is red, orange, green, blue, black, white, and many more. Where? The smoke shop. Best for those of you who roll your own smokes with tubes. I can't see too many smokers removing cigarettes from their $8 pack box to place them in a colored box.. no that would be asinine. But if you're a cheap smoker, these $.29/box colored packs are perfect for you!

It's a Bomb!

2008-07-17T12:19:00.001-07:00

It's actually not a nuclear bomb as one Plurker worried. Sun in the trees on a rare blue day in Ohio. Sometimes ya get lucky with your 1.3mp Palm Centro.

Radioactive....Drive Safe!

2008-07-14T14:04:00.000-07:00

You may not be able to read the little caution sign on this truck...but yes..it says RADIOACTIVE!
I do not feel comfortable around this truck! One bad move and we could become X-Men or something not so cool! We probably got cancer from inhaling the air conditioned air sucked into the car from the fumes of this truck! We proceeded to get around this truck and never look back.....

They should make some other way to transport this stuff. One drunk driver and we have mutant humans with cancer and magical powers all over the place.

Bathroom Adventures

2008-07-14T13:57:00.000-07:00

So I took a road trip this weekend and while I was in the bathrooms at random places these are things I found of some laughing interest.

First off, a gas station in Heber, Utah
I find myself laughing out loud, with no embarssment for this one:

"Hiny Hiders" is the name of this bathroom makers company. It is good to know they designed all of this to Hide my Hiny

Then I can not remember if we are in Colorado or Utah...right on the border area. Stop in at Wendy's to grab some chix wraps and go to the bathroom and see this!
I seriously thought I was going to fall on the floor laughing.
Strap your kid in while you go to the bathroom or change your other one.
gotta keep these kids all tied up and behaved around these parts!
So for those people who have many...at least you can put one in the strap in chair and only have the other 5 crawling under the stalls annoying people.

I sold my garage today...err yard...derrr

2008-07-12T21:38:00.000-07:00

What is up with selling junk? Thats all it is. Don't church it up, tell it like it is. Back east they call it a Tag Sale, red necks call it a Garage Sale, and if your an environmentalist yep thats right; a Yard Sale.

Another mans junk he just can't throw away is another mans wifes' future frustration. This is my front yard full of crap that has crept into my life over the years. Notice the massive hole in my yard and the warning sign supported by my skis I am using for a ski mail box.I don't know if it gets more authentic then this.

Oh and lest we forget the random lady who talks prices down from $.50 to $.25. Oh come on, seriously? Then you have the 15 dudes with GMC sierras who come barreling through your treasures to re-sell it or something. Wheeling and dealing has never been my forte, but when its junk selling time I'm game.

iPhone Shmyphone

2008-07-12T21:30:00.000-07:00

Hey apple, J.K. Rowling called. She wants her long lines back for some more Harry Potter buzz. This was taken from my iPhone, not the 3G for obvious reasons.

I almost wanted to stick a sign that said "nah nah, this is a 3G" up behind my phone while I flip everyone off as I took this picture. Its not like their gonna jump up and run after me.

Roof over my head

2008-07-10T13:48:00.000-07:00

This is really hard to see but it looks like godzilla ripped the roof off. If you can't make it out, enjoy the sunset.

This is what I think of the Bachelorette

2008-07-07T20:43:00.001-07:00

Forget this dogging a girl every week, let him have them all!

Heck There has been enough of Polygamy in the news lately, let it run rampant. The question is not who he will pick, but who will pick him!

Just do it like normal, kick a few off every week, and then at the end when it comes down to just two left, have him stand there at the beautiful vista, and ask both to marry him... and then another... and then another, until he has asked all 24! Surprise, you are wanting to marry a polygamist, wanna move to Texas?

(ps. the pick I did get when you goggle polygamyst in google images)

Change. Change those arms.

2008-07-05T20:31:00.000-07:00

I doubt Obama is stoked about his image in this parade. Massive teeth and linky arms. What are we doing, drafting him for the NBA? Beef up those arms next time. But I do appreciate the fstop.

(Almost) Free Bike!

2008-07-03T21:54:00.000-07:00

The only thing that stands between you and $3000 downhill beauty is a cable lock that is probably about the thickness of a pencil. My guess it it'd take you under a minute with a pair of needle-nose pliers to get that baby free.

They get paid?

2008-07-03T09:08:00.000-07:00

So I am eating my Cocoa Pebbles today and I look at the Side of the box and this is what I see...So I am really not sure who gets paid to make these characters, But I wanted to throw up my cereal. A Child molester in a fairy costume with snot coming from his nose, saying "bring it"... Really? Just what I would want my kids...if I had kids...to be look at in the morning. Maybe it is some Nickelodeon Character or something. But come on! I am eating for goodness sake!

Enter Button...where are you?

2008-07-01T09:52:00.000-07:00

At the gas station you have "enter" and "start" and where the heck ever is this stupid little enter button? This gas station I went to this morning has taken steps to help their customers out. Hopefully you won't miss it now.

Last day at Snowbird

2008-06-30T21:54:00.000-07:00

I just don't see how they did it. You literally would have to take off your skis, walk, then click back in. Alta up the road had a TON of snow left from the impressive winter. Hope some people had some rock skis to enjoy the sweet spring corn...err summer mud?

Stride gum...NOT long lasting..

2008-06-30T15:42:00.000-07:00

I have put this to the test many times... and maybe I should learn my lesson the first 10 times.
But here is my work day. Started chewing gum at 10am and it is 4pm
End result...
-Flavor does not last
-my jaw hurts
-My accomplishment before the next piece was taking the wrapper off the next piece.
-I have a mess on my desk now.

Sony Ericson W810i camera phone

Could it get any worse?

2008-06-28T23:52:00.000-07:00

I can just see Doris passing this to you at the DMV - "Oh my!! Well sonny its the last one I have, unless you want 420 LUV?" Wonder what occupation you would need for this to be a good fit?

Really though?

2008-06-28T23:46:00.000-07:00

Ok talk about the creepiest freakin' limo ever. Pretty sure my prom date would have killed me in high school if I rolled up in these dubs.

Unless she was a skier. Yeah, gotta have the ski rack for the SLC area. Hey buddy, consider changing the color scheme unless you want to register as a sex predator in the area; your choice.

And on that note...

2008-06-20T13:41:00.000-07:00

This is my receipt from my last fill-up :

Notice the wonderful price and amount of gas I got?

Do you see it? Nope? Look closer below the price:

Yeah The muslims extremists have it wrong, they are supplying the oil so they are Satan... we just consume Satan in our cars.

How's that $5.03 Diesel Treating You?

2008-06-19T22:40:00.000-07:00

Gotta love the jacked up Excursion next to you flooring it when the light turns green. "Hey buddy that just cost you $15.00!"

Midnight Snack

2008-06-14T23:24:00.000-07:00

I will die an early death. This was taken at midnight with a new phone. Goodbye Blackberry Pearl 8100. Hello iPhone!

Son of a B$%^&@!!!!!

2008-06-14T12:26:00.000-07:00

This was my first day with the $4 hit. Ooh it hurts.

A little to the left...

2008-06-14T12:24:00.000-07:00

Yeah cuz that block of wood is going to hold up that side of the house. It looks like some kids eagle project where no one showed up.

Hurry up slow pokes

2008-06-14T12:22:00.000-07:00

I just thought it was funny that it said SLOW children. The two eyed monster is pretty funny too...

Free BOAT! If you can move it!

2008-06-14T12:18:00.000-07:00

Whats wrong here?

Yeah buddy a wheel is a good idea.

This thing was all sorts of jacked up.

Shoot, forget a car alarm!

2008-06-12T07:55:00.001-07:00

Dang, look at that sucker! You may not realize it but that guy is huge and he was not budging. Let that boy guard my house and I might not have to worry about someone stealing my scooby snacks, Never More...

Them times a changin'

2008-06-12T07:29:00.000-07:00

Yeah Hobby Lobby is one of my favorite stores actually. But unfortunately I have to leave my Heelies at home on this trip. They are not keen on my cruising skills backwards last time I guess. Excuse me, does this mean I can just wear my slick-ass roller blades instead, because I am a REAL MAN! zing!

Shirts I would never buy, but sure love to read.

2008-06-12T07:27:00.000-07:00

Go to you local box store and check out the lame shirts they come up with sometimes! But heck I dont need this one since I already have tickets to the GUN SHOW!!! bam!

2008-05-30T09:37:00.000-07:00

While traveling through West Yellowstone, you know this has been an issue so they had this on the side of a gas station.

Ummm, I Don't Think Your Bike is Locked

2008-05-29T21:13:00.000-07:00

Who Needs a Truck?

2008-05-21T20:54:00.000-07:00

Not everyday you see a couch strapped to the top of a car. Ever hear of a truck buddy? Okay, I'll admit this was me. I had to move the couch and strapping it to the roof rack was the best option. Surprisingly it didn't move at all. My favorite part was the looks from people. I had two road bikers actually point, stare, and laugh. It was a good time.

Up for a swim?

2008-05-12T21:09:00.000-07:00

Oh come on...a basketball? Are you serious!? And who is the wanker who dropped 6 coleman gas cans? And who is the freak who can't keep a tennis ball in the court? And who is wasting perfectly good firewood? And who dumped his Styrofoam collection in the river?

Trip to the zoo

2008-05-05T20:21:00.000-07:00

Can I get some pretzl with my salt? This sweet number was everything but sweet, the 32 oz. Dr. Pepper helped with that.

Look! That monkey knows how to use a hose! Unbelievable! I can't believe I was the only one who got a picture of the amazing feature.

My favorite. "Oh look daddy, he's got a 'pee pee'. .....AHHHH!!! I don't like the pee pee!"

Ducks Like to Read Too

2008-05-02T19:02:00.000-07:00

I saw these two ducks the other morning hanging out in the grass outside the Christian Science Reading room. My best guess is they were waiting for it to open.

Oh is it?

2008-04-27T20:00:00.000-07:00

This was taken from a putt-putt golf course. Aside from the response "thats what she said", what is so slippery and when is it wet? There were many random things to see at the 18 hole freak show that day. And yes that is the Hulk going to the bathroom on a victorian house in the background.

Coke Hydrates?!

2008-04-27T19:30:00.001-07:00

Apparently soda boxes are a theme for me. This pic came off the back of a Caffeine-Free Coke twelve pack box. It cracked me up. Apparently Coke is also a "sparkling beverage" (aka, fancy name for soda). In today's world of fancy water (gotta drink this bottled water to get my vitamins) Coke is jumping on the bandwagon and trying to make soda seem healthy. And I quote:

"Who knew sparkling beverages could by hydrating? It's true. All beverages hydrate, including sparkling beverages. So if you are looking for hydration, but want(?) the delicious and refreshing taste you get from Coca-Cola, don't compromise - go for it! You'll be hydrating your body with each and every sip."

It's been awhile since I've read something that was complete garbage. The sad part is, there are individuals out there who will read that and take it to heart. Next time they are dying for a drink they'll choose soda over water. And people wonder why our population is the fattest in the world.

Apparently That's How We Do It in Utah

2008-04-20T20:50:00.000-07:00

And people wonder why road construction jobs take so long?

Big K Bringing it to the Next Level

2008-04-14T20:35:00.001-07:00

When you first look at the pic you are probably thinking to yourself "why is there a picture of garbage on the blog?". The beauty is what's on the garbage. "Big K Lemon-Lime Sparkling Water"? Is that the fancy name for soda? Big K are you trying to bring off-brand soda to the next level of sophistication? I got a good laugh out of it.

Time to come clean...I'm not really that ignorant, I do know that there is sparkling water that is lightly flavored (no high fructose corn syrup), this is probably the case, but it still didn't stop me from thinking the above thought and laughing to myself.

Big trucks. Big gas.

2008-04-13T00:45:00.001-07:00

If you drive past a gas station you will see that diesel is a stout $4.02, oh and it does not come with fries. I caught this big momma while leaving the parking lot. As I am scrambling for my debit card and parking stub I couldn't help but reach for the phone and hold up traffic a bit while I capture this sweet moment.

The green gods ain't gonna be happy with you driving this around. This thing made my subaru look like a Ghostbusters Big Wheel. And to top it off, the obligatory bumper stickers:

F350...so does that mean when gas goes above $3.50 its time to sell the truck? And by 'burn out' do you mean burn out of gas? or is that figurative for, doobie partaking?

Hmm yes I can definitely see that! Should I not mess with Texas? Cowgirls better get a deeper wallet because everytime you start this Geo Tracker on steroids a 9 foot hole burns into our ozone. American dream right here bloggers, American dream.

BBQ Bong

2008-04-13T00:28:00.000-07:00

Thats right folks summer is here. The temps are getting into the 70's and it's time to get some fresh air. During my stroll at the park today I ran into this sweet treasure(pic not so great):

bong on the right....

*planning for a BBQ*

"Ok I have got the forks, plates, grill, blanket, meat, beer...oh shoot! We need to turn back, I forgot my 4-foot bong."

These guys have to be joking. I really didn't think it was a bong at first, I thought it was a glass cylinder with tubes extruding to provide a more subtle park experience...err yeah its a bong.
I can just see the teenager rent-a-cop who is trying to take it away along with all the supplies.
Toolboxes.

How was your morning commute?

2008-04-10T16:27:00.001-07:00

Mine looked like that this morning. About midway up Parley's Canyon in between Salt Lake City, UT and Park City, UT lies this little gem. I hit a dawn patrol ski tour before work this morning with a co-worker and a couple friends. As we were hiking and skiing we could look behind us to see clear view of I-80 and everyone making their morning commute. The picture above is what we saw when we looked ahead.

This morning I wasn't missing my commute. Which would you pick? Sitting in your car droning along with everyone else or breathing the cold mountain air, enjoying turns in the fresh from the night before?

I'll take the latter.

Hi. I drive a Lotus. Or I did...

2008-04-07T21:41:00.000-07:00

$60,000 and they didn't include All-Wheel-Drive? Oh man that sucks. I caught this little beauty while driving today. I don't know what is stupider; getting your Lotus towed or driving while taking a picture of a Lotus getting towed. When I was behind this Paris brigade I noticed the little bumper thingy coming loose. Daddy ain't gonna be happy this one Ms. Hilton.

If you look real close at the tires, you can see snow packed in there as if they were trying to smuggle snow out of the state. wtf? You know the driver of the tow truck is on his cell phone, "Yeah this jackass drove his Lotus into a snow bank! Meet me at Taco Time in 10 minutes, you have got to see this!" Hey Jonny Cool, your girlfriend called, were having lunch. And your not invited.

Pizza for the Kids

2008-04-04T10:47:00.000-07:00

We all get in the mood for pizza. You drive around contemplating where your going to spend the calories and absorb the grease. This particular pie was housed with Chicken pesto, tomatoes, and purple onions. No grease, 3 dr. peppers, and amazing crust. Thanks Stone Ground.

For You Office Fans

2008-03-31T16:42:00.000-07:00

While on a recent trip to St. George, UT we came across a great car wash sign. I initially missed it but my wife started laughing out loud and told me I had to turn the car around and check it out. For all you Office fans out there, especially Adam B, this is for you. I wish the car wash had a better name that tied in more with the message.

The Street is Our Dining Room

2008-03-23T21:06:00.001-07:00

Yes folks, that is correct. That is a large family gathering, in the middle of the street. This photo was taken last summer in Holladay, UT. We were on a walk around the neighborhood and we came across this gem. It was a family gathering of about 30 people. They had a bunch of tables and chairs lined up in the middle of the street and they were just sitting down to dinner.

High School Musical

2008-02-07T11:35:00.001-08:00

"Like oh my gosh, I just drove past the school where the filmed HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL!" Driving is dangerous, but taking pictures of famous places with a cell phone is really dangerous. You can't really see the high school which makes this piece so LIKE totally mysterious. I wonder if I could start a business taking 14 yr. olds into the school for tours after hours. Lets see...14 yr. olds, after hours, tours...wow I look like a sicko.

Mall - UT

2008-02-05T08:49:00.001-08:00

Blackberry 8100 Pearl

This one goes out to the cast of the Office, for one reason that will remain un-mentioned. Cell phones are funny because its like this cropping machine in your pocket. This sign is probably seen by hundreds of shoppers daily. Shrunken down we cut out the pant-merchandising junk and find a goofy message. I actually think its illegal to take pictures in malls, as if I am going to steal their Straight-Skinny catchy tagline, pshaw! The lighting is splotchy because I was rushed juggling a mall pretzel and a stroller.

Deer Valley Aerials - UT

2008-02-05T08:24:00.001-08:00

Taken with Blackberry 8100 Pearl

Moguls to the left of me, aerials to the right... Its hard to hold a cell phone still when your surrounded by drunk skiers trying to hit on finalists. Aww yes, this is Deer Valley. No one is sipping hot cocoa in the lodge with their furry boots kicked up on a granite counter top. Turn up the lights and turn up the tunes and watch the rich rebels crawl out of their Escalades.